When it comes to visiting a Disney Park, everyone has their favourite things to do. We’ve already discussed that compromise is key with every trip, but how in the world do you fit everything in so that everyone is happy? Surely cramming as much as you can into a trip is the only way to do it?
Well… er… no that’s not quite true.
There are two different ways that I like to make my trip to Disney: “Quick ‘n Dirty”, “Slow ‘n Spread Out”, or “Midway Madness”. The Quick and Dirty method of visiting Disney Theme parks, is when you try to cram as much as possible into a trip to get as much stuff done as possible. The Slow ‘n Spread Out method is a much more easy going version, where you still see a great deal but are less stressed out. And then there is the Midway Madness, which is halfway between the first two.
QUICK ‘N DIRTY
This was my plan for the last time I was in the park (though admittedly we allowed for some SNSO time). In 2008 KP and I did a fairly last minute trip to the Disneyland Resort. We were only there a few days, and wanted to see as much as we possibly could in the little time we had.
This plan of attack is best for short trips, where you don’t really have a lot of time to see things.
Planning is key in this type of trip. You need to make a list of everything you must see, things you want to eat, and things that it’s okay to skip. For example, there are several park attractions that it’s okay if you skip each trip (for me I don’t mind missing the Teacups…. Er… mainly because I cannot ride them. For others, it’s something like the Hall of Presidents, a very long show that you only need to see once every few years). With a plan in hand, you won’t have to worry about not seeing something you really wanted to.
This plan typically involves waking up at the butt crack of dawn to arrive at the park just before rope drop. Remember to take along a reliable alarm clock for this, and that you allot enough time in the morning for everyone to get ready. Keep in mind if you’re using resort transit that you take lineups and transit time into account as well.
Utilize FastPasses to the best of your ability, to maximize your time getting through queues.
For meals, try to use the Dining Reservation systems prior to departure, that way you know exactly when you’ll get to eat – and you won’t be disappointed when a walkup proves to be ineffective.
Stay in the parks as late as you can, and if you’re lucky enough to be staying at a resort, try to make good use of the Extra Magic Hours.
I do warn you that if you use this plan, you will be very tired from long days of beating the pavement. But it’s a good kind of tired, because after all, it’s Disney! Don’t be surprised if you skip out on a morning shower or get ready routine for an extra few minutes of sleep and/or park time. Thus the dirty part.

Andy and Cee, tired from a very busy trip in DL.
SLOW ‘N SPREAD OUT
“Smelling the flowers” is the best way to describe this kind of trip. You take things easy in the parks, going on the rides and seeing the shows that grab you in the moment. This is a sitting and watching the Fountain of Nations in Future World for an hour, or grabbing an ice cream and eating it on the curb while you people watch on Main Street.
You can use this for any length of trip, depending on what you want to see (yes, even short ones). However it’s most useful when you are having a long trip, because you can really take it easy and not feeling like you’re missing out on anything.
This kinda trip really needs no planning. All you need to do is go where your feelings take you. Want to stop and eat that churro? By all means. Got fastpasses for Dinosaur but would rather watch the parade. Do it! This is a really relaxing way to take in all the sights. You also get the extra opportunity to really absorb all the details that Disney Imagineers put into the design of the parks.
Take the time to enjoy the dedicated windows along Main Street, play with the dancing fountains just outside the Imagination Pavilion, ride Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye a dozen times, ride the TTA during the day and at night – there are lots of various things for you to take in that you could miss during a Quick ‘n Dirty trip.
Admittedly, you might not get everything done during this kind of trip. But then, that’s all perspective in what you’d like to accomplish!

Andy, playing around the fountain in the Epcot entrance plaza.
MIDWAY MADNESS
Not as crazy as it sounds, it’s a nice mix between the two previous ways. This is a way to ensure that you see all the things that you intended to see – whether it be catching all the shows of Fantasmic! or being sure to ride Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye – but still get the chance to take in all the extra special details.

KP, Andy, and Cee ready for a somewhat planned somewhat easy going day at the parks.
Even though you’ve made a plan of attack and decided how you want to see the parks, remember to keep yourself flexible! You never know when something extra magical will surprise you!